Thursday, March 30, 2006

 

if ill be your bodyguard you wont get to talk to boys

Current mood: protective
Category: Parties and Nightlife

the tits of death have asked me to be their bodyguard. i like them and i will look after them and stop boys talking to them at gigs. and stop boys walking into their dressing room when they are just in their pants like what happened at their last gig.


i have lost some of my stuffing. if you see it please let me know. my bottom is a bit saggy at the moment.

alice says she has a boy coming to stay tomorrow. that usually means the wardrobe for me. i hope she will be ok.

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