Wednesday, March 29, 2006

 

relationships

Current mood: confused
Category: Romance and Relationships

someone i dont know has written me an email saying she likes me. i dont understand what she means about relationships or recovery. she seems nice and so thank you. her message is below...


Oh, I love Mental Ted. he is so sweet! I would gladly swap any hope of maintaining an adult relationship if I thought I could give Mental Ted a home and perhaps help him on the road to recovery...!

not everyone knows but i am not allowed to use the internet. i have to be sneaky. a nice lady called samantha marais (alice likes her music) wrote to me. she had some good advice. she said...

Maybe you could get a bear sized yoga mat and put it next to the keyboard. That way you can play away on the computer and if you hear someone coming you can dive onto your mat and say you're busy doing yoga?

that is a brilliant idea. i will get one of those mats and learn yoga. with a head this massive i think some of the positions will be a challenge. the extra flexibility would be handy when I want to squeeze into small spaces. or out of them (like that time alice put me in the laundry basket and weighed down the lid).


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