Saturday, April 29, 2006

 

contact the bear

Current mood: communicative
Category: IT infrastructure

alice is still in bed because she is a lazy sausage. she is watching tv and is being boring and wont play with me. i bring her toast and honey. i have to be careful not to get sticky because we all know what that means.


i have been thinking and i think that on the internet people ask the same questions again and again. they ask about computers and boyfriends and hamster breeding. to answer their questions other people who know about ip addresses and sexual pyschology and rodent husbandry (these are all words i have got from the internet) write answers on a web page called an faq and that stands for frequently asked questions. it is important because otherwise these clever people would always get asked the same questions and they would get cross and start to make no sense and say things like rtfm afaik lol. they might go mental.

i am going to write a mental ted faq. if there are any questions you want to ask please do. send them to ted@mentalted.com. bye. ted.

Comments:
Dear Ted,
Are you really a actual bear?
Love,
Teri. xx
 
no teri i am a stuffed bear that belongs to alice. she would not allow a real bear in the house. when i went in the bear enclosure at the zoo i accidentally got bear poo on me and alice did not like the smell.
 
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