Thursday, April 20, 2006

 

down and up

Current mood: bouncy
Category: Mental health issues

hello. mental ted here. today i am lively and full of beans and ready to bite but actually i am not full of beans i am full of stuffing. full of beans is a figure of speech and is not meant literally and why do i have to be such a stupid bear for christs sake just leave me alone i hate my life.

i do not know about figures of speech but today i am on the rampage and i will get into everything and help alice by tidying up the house when she is out today. alice needs help sometimes because when she is sad or grumpy (which is a lot) she likes to sit in the dark and read books and listen to loud music. cleaning the toilet is not high on her list of priorities.

i dont read books because i am a stuffed bear. also one of my eyes is a button. but i can clean the toilet. i have found a little brush nearby that is just the right size for me to use.

today i am happy and yesterday i was sad. alice says she saw a tv program about this kind of dramatic mood change and that i am a bipolar bear. she laughed and said bipolar bear again. that makes me happy.

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