Friday, April 28, 2006

 

milk that was not spilled

Current mood: intolerant
Category: Dairy product distribution

today is a good day because we have gone home and home does not smell of nasty things and it is safe for alice. also i am allowed out of the duffel bag at home. alice is very quiet and that is a sign that she is tired or cross or sad. i will find out later. she has already gone to bed but it is only lunchtime. i will make her some tea as a treat but
the milk in the fridge is nasty.

alice does not like nasty milk so when she was asleep i went out to get some from mr jolli at the newspaper and sweets shop. he also sells fags but they smell bad and make your insides run. i had to go in disguise and i went as a very short child in a scary bear costume. (i am under no illusions about my freakish appearance.)

some boys shouted and threw stones. i had to hide. luckily i did not spill the milk or i could not make alice her tea and there would have been some crying (from the boys). i do not cry or laugh because i am a stuffed bear called ted.

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