Friday, April 07, 2006
origin of bear part two
Current mood: suspicious
Category: Dreams and the Supernatural
you are a nosey lot. now you want to know why i dont trust boys and also how did i become an automomous intelligent being (whatever that means). well i will tell you but it is a sad story. if you dont like sad stories then go and read something else now please.
once i was a normal teddy bear. i dont remember any of that. one night a bad man came to alices room and tried to do bad things to her. she was ten. that is when i woke up. i think some sort of guardian spirit animated me in a kind of possession-of-an-inanimate-object kind of thing. or maybe something else.
i am a loyal bear and i love alice grrrr. i stopped the bad man and made him go away. it was quite messy. also my head got broken and some stuffing came out.
alice was sad but she was safe and she stitched up my head and made me better. but she didnt go to brownies so she said she is not good at sewing. she was sorry and did her best. now my brain is not right.
so that is why i dont trust boys and why i protect alice from boys. even though she is all grown up and can look after herself and can i please not make everyone go away.
some nice people sent comments and i have written them here. the reason i have written them is because they were on myspace (i am suspicious of myspace because it is full of weird people) and now i want to use blogger. here are the comments:
Dear MT,
I must say you are a very brave Bear indeed and that is great that you saved Alice from the nasty man.
Not all boys are horrid though, you are a boy are you not? Some boys are nicer than some girls even. Some nice boys as examples include: the man who did poetry in the 80s sitcom 'Bread', Simon Pegg (he is funny as well as nice) and Will Young (he definitely wouldn't touch a girl).
that was from gem. she is nice. here is my reply:
thank you gem. you are nice.
i am a boy in some ways but i am also a stuffed bear and so i am asexual (i dont have a willy for example).
it is true that not all boys are bad but i am always suspicious and if they are new then i am extra suspicious. also boys with beards are always bad in my experience as a bear.
alice doesnt like will young but that is more to do with his musical style than his sexuality. also she told me that he is a lantern jawed cross eyed mong.
gem replied to me which is nice although i worry that people on the internet are prepared to converse with a mentally unstable cartoon teddy bear:
Thank you Ted.
I've always found that boys called Nigel are especially dodgy.
I have a clinical phobia of Nick Berry.
And yes Alice is right about Will Young he is a massive mong-head.
Category: Dreams and the Supernatural
you are a nosey lot. now you want to know why i dont trust boys and also how did i become an automomous intelligent being (whatever that means). well i will tell you but it is a sad story. if you dont like sad stories then go and read something else now please.
once i was a normal teddy bear. i dont remember any of that. one night a bad man came to alices room and tried to do bad things to her. she was ten. that is when i woke up. i think some sort of guardian spirit animated me in a kind of possession-of-an-inanimate-object kind of thing. or maybe something else.
i am a loyal bear and i love alice grrrr. i stopped the bad man and made him go away. it was quite messy. also my head got broken and some stuffing came out.
alice was sad but she was safe and she stitched up my head and made me better. but she didnt go to brownies so she said she is not good at sewing. she was sorry and did her best. now my brain is not right.
so that is why i dont trust boys and why i protect alice from boys. even though she is all grown up and can look after herself and can i please not make everyone go away.
some nice people sent comments and i have written them here. the reason i have written them is because they were on myspace (i am suspicious of myspace because it is full of weird people) and now i want to use blogger. here are the comments:
Dear MT,
I must say you are a very brave Bear indeed and that is great that you saved Alice from the nasty man.
Not all boys are horrid though, you are a boy are you not? Some boys are nicer than some girls even. Some nice boys as examples include: the man who did poetry in the 80s sitcom 'Bread', Simon Pegg (he is funny as well as nice) and Will Young (he definitely wouldn't touch a girl).
that was from gem. she is nice. here is my reply:
thank you gem. you are nice.
i am a boy in some ways but i am also a stuffed bear and so i am asexual (i dont have a willy for example).
it is true that not all boys are bad but i am always suspicious and if they are new then i am extra suspicious. also boys with beards are always bad in my experience as a bear.
alice doesnt like will young but that is more to do with his musical style than his sexuality. also she told me that he is a lantern jawed cross eyed mong.
gem replied to me which is nice although i worry that people on the internet are prepared to converse with a mentally unstable cartoon teddy bear:
Thank you Ted.
I've always found that boys called Nigel are especially dodgy.
I have a clinical phobia of Nick Berry.
And yes Alice is right about Will Young he is a massive mong-head.
