Monday, April 03, 2006
origin of bear
Current mood: informative
Category: Life
some of you have written me letters asking about where i came from. i am around 33 years old. this is a bit older than alice. her parents bought me for her before she was born. i dont know how long i was on the shelf and i dont know how far alice was in the gestation period when i was bought and anyway i didnt become sentient until alice was about 10. so in a way i am only 23.
sunday was boring. all we did all day was eat toast and watch tv. i didnt even have toast (i am a bear).
a boy from hungary wrote to me and said i should trust boys and they do not lie. then he said he used to know a kind bear called taplo and this means tinder fungus. so far i am not reassured about boys.
Category: Life
some of you have written me letters asking about where i came from. i am around 33 years old. this is a bit older than alice. her parents bought me for her before she was born. i dont know how long i was on the shelf and i dont know how far alice was in the gestation period when i was bought and anyway i didnt become sentient until alice was about 10. so in a way i am only 23.
sunday was boring. all we did all day was eat toast and watch tv. i didnt even have toast (i am a bear).
a boy from hungary wrote to me and said i should trust boys and they do not lie. then he said he used to know a kind bear called taplo and this means tinder fungus. so far i am not reassured about boys.
