Thursday, May 04, 2006
agent orange
Current mood: extra happy
Category: Alan Titchmarsh
today is another lovely day and i am extra happy because alice is not in bed and she is in the garden cutting up plants and trying to make things look nice. this usually means that the garden will look like mordor in about three hours and fourteen minutes. i am watching from the kitchen door but i dont want to go outside where there are sharp things.
alan titchmarsh can do gardening. i wonder if he is related to jodie marsh.
tonight will be quiet because alice is going out with some friends she hasnt seen for ages and its about time i had a life rather than being cooped up in this bloody house. she will buy some wine and go out at six twenty one pm which will be twenty one minutes later than she planned. i will guard the house and stop burglars and stalkers and boys.
i will sit at the living room window with my nose pressed against the glass waiting for her to come home. i hope she will be alright.
Category: Alan Titchmarsh
today is another lovely day and i am extra happy because alice is not in bed and she is in the garden cutting up plants and trying to make things look nice. this usually means that the garden will look like mordor in about three hours and fourteen minutes. i am watching from the kitchen door but i dont want to go outside where there are sharp things.
alan titchmarsh can do gardening. i wonder if he is related to jodie marsh.tonight will be quiet because alice is going out with some friends she hasnt seen for ages and its about time i had a life rather than being cooped up in this bloody house. she will buy some wine and go out at six twenty one pm which will be twenty one minutes later than she planned. i will guard the house and stop burglars and stalkers and boys.
i will sit at the living room window with my nose pressed against the glass waiting for her to come home. i hope she will be alright.
