Wednesday, May 03, 2006
bear faq part one
Category: Bears
today i have written some of my faq. maybe later i will put it together in one place. that way you can all know about me and not ask the same questions. i dont mind answering questions but i dont want you to waste your bandwidth (i dont know what that means).
1. are you a real bear?
no i am not a real bear. i am a stuffed toy but sometimes some of my stuffing comes out so i am loosely stuffed really.
2. do you have a tail?
yes i have a tail. it is stubby and maybe stubbly because i am quite worn.
3. how old are you?
this is a complicated question. if there was a wikipedia page about me i am sure lots of people would argue about this one. i think i am 33 but i might be a bit older. also i only woke up 23 years ago so if you judge age by experience then i am 23.
4. can you eat and drink?
no. i am a stuffed toy (see 1.)
5. are you machine washable?
technically. i dont really like to think about this.
6. why is one of your eyes a button?
one of my eyes is a button because i lost one ages ago.
7. who is alice?
this faq is about me. i might do one about alice later.
8. are you mental?
yes. have you seen the state of me?
9. do you love alice?
yes. (i put that question in but i dont know why)
10. can you fly?
only when someone throws me. i hate it.
that is all for now. if i think of any more questions or if you write to me at ted@mentalted.com and ask then i will write some more.
it is tea time now so i have to do some yoga and sit with alice when she watches buffy the vampire slayer dvds.
