Saturday, May 27, 2006
first hangover
Current mood: soggy
Category: Alcohol Abuse
i feel bad today. last night i went to a gig to see the tits of death and the schla la las and some other bands that i do not know. one was called the boyfriends so you can imagine how i felt about that (cross and aggressive if you could not guess actually).
i was having a nice time biting boys shins to keep them away from the girls and had extra fun because i found a hole between the boys toilets and the girls toilets that had a board covering it. it was easy to knock down the board and then i ambushed boys in the toilets when they were having a wee and legged it into the girls toilets where it is safe. i am cunning and clever and naughty.
i am also damp because someone spilled some beer on my head. i have never absorbed alcohol before and it made me wobbly and odd. today my head is sore. alice said i was like a bear with a sore head and laughed. i will show her more sympathy when she next has a hangover and that will be in 25 hours and 32 seconds.
Category: Alcohol Abuse
i feel bad today. last night i went to a gig to see the tits of death and the schla la las and some other bands that i do not know. one was called the boyfriends so you can imagine how i felt about that (cross and aggressive if you could not guess actually).
i was having a nice time biting boys shins to keep them away from the girls and had extra fun because i found a hole between the boys toilets and the girls toilets that had a board covering it. it was easy to knock down the board and then i ambushed boys in the toilets when they were having a wee and legged it into the girls toilets where it is safe. i am cunning and clever and naughty.
i am also damp because someone spilled some beer on my head. i have never absorbed alcohol before and it made me wobbly and odd. today my head is sore. alice said i was like a bear with a sore head and laughed. i will show her more sympathy when she next has a hangover and that will be in 25 hours and 32 seconds.
