Tuesday, May 16, 2006

 

hide and seek

Current mood: playful
Category: Controlling Relationships

today i have been naughty. alice decided that although i am nice and clean and smell nice she still wanted to put me in the fucking laundry basket. well that is not what i want so i went on the rampage and pulled all the sheets off her bed and put shit on them from the toilet and called 999 and screamed at the lady who said what service do you require and called her a cunt and then I scuttled under the wardrobe and laughed and laughed and laughed until someone came to the door of alices house and then i was as quiet as a mouse.

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