Saturday, May 06, 2006

 

naughty alice

Current mood: cross
Category: Binge Drinking

i am very cross and very relieved. alice is home. if she was a bear cub and i was a real bear and her mum i would nip her gently to let her know she has been naughty. she is very tired and went straight to bed although she had a shower first and put her dress in the washing machine. i made sure i didnt get put in there at the same time.

when she got home she saw me at the window and jumped and said almost exactly the same bad words that the postman said. that is very interesting i think. i also think alice will tell me what has happened later. in the mean time i will make sure that things are nice for her when she wakes up. if i make things nice maybe she wont leave me on my own again and i can look after her. i will root around in the garden and dig up some bulbs for her tea.


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