Sunday, May 14, 2006
sunday morning
Current mood: smelly
Category: Urban Wildlife
today is sunday and it is the morning and i have been for a long walk all night looking for alice. i could not find her and i sat under a skip in the dark to think about where she might be. and then a fox did a wee on me and later i stepped in a cat poo. and then it rained. i didnt have my sowester so i got very wet and now i smell very bad.
Category: Urban Wildlife
today is sunday and it is the morning and i have been for a long walk all night looking for alice. i could not find her and i sat under a skip in the dark to think about where she might be. and then a fox did a wee on me and later i stepped in a cat poo. and then it rained. i didnt have my sowester so i got very wet and now i smell very bad.
when i got home this morning alice was already there and clean and nice and eating rice crispies. she looked happy but when she smelled me she made a stern face and said you know what to do ted. then she pointed at the washing machine.
these may be my last words. i have to go now. for a wash.
