Wednesday, May 10, 2006
them
Current mood: paranoid
Category: Mental Health Issues
just because youre paranoid doesnt mean that there arent evil monsters hiding under the bed. well there arent any hiding under alices bed because thats where i am and there arent any there except maybe me. there is also a lot of dust and a plate with crusty beans on it and some green and some old pants that i wondered where they were. i would tell alice off for not tidying up but at the moment i am hiding because the monsters are outside.
Category: Mental Health Issues
just because youre paranoid doesnt mean that there arent evil monsters hiding under the bed. well there arent any hiding under alices bed because thats where i am and there arent any there except maybe me. there is also a lot of dust and a plate with crusty beans on it and some green and some old pants that i wondered where they were. i would tell alice off for not tidying up but at the moment i am hiding because the monsters are outside.
it is ok though because i have taken extra special security measures to stop them coming in. i have put matchsticks and glue in all the locks and bashed a few nails into the window frames. i am not good at hammering but i tried and thats the main thing. when alice gets back from the shops i will protect her although i havent worked out how i am going to let her in.
i am also trying to drive away the monsters by playing one of alices sisters of mercy cds very very very very very loudly. i think one of the speakers is enjoying it because it is flapping and making clapping noises. i can hear the monsters are not enjoying it because some are banging on the windows and using bad words. i am a cunning bear.
