Thursday, May 18, 2006
tshirts and gstrings
Current mood: industrious
Category: Captitalism and the Working Bear
today is an exciting day because i have sold lots of tshirts. some companies might think that ten tshirts is small potatoes but to a bear like me that is lots and it will take me ages to pack them and send them in the post. also i am going to use potatoes to do potato prints on the packaging (brown paper with hairy brown string) so that the nice people who have bought my merchandise will know that i care about them.
i will also include a secret special extra surprise present. this is likely to be an acorn or a leaf or a stone or a marshmallow or a piece of toast. you might think that i am joking but i am not. order a tshirt from my shop and you will see how mental mental ted is. the present is not free though. you have to pay special bear tax on every purchase (zero percent so actually customs can suck a fart out of my fuzzzy little arse).
Category: Captitalism and the Working Bear
today is an exciting day because i have sold lots of tshirts. some companies might think that ten tshirts is small potatoes but to a bear like me that is lots and it will take me ages to pack them and send them in the post. also i am going to use potatoes to do potato prints on the packaging (brown paper with hairy brown string) so that the nice people who have bought my merchandise will know that i care about them.
i will also include a secret special extra surprise present. this is likely to be an acorn or a leaf or a stone or a marshmallow or a piece of toast. you might think that i am joking but i am not. order a tshirt from my shop and you will see how mental mental ted is. the present is not free though. you have to pay special bear tax on every purchase (zero percent so actually customs can suck a fart out of my fuzzzy little arse).
