Wednesday, June 28, 2006

 

blue lights

Current mood: dazed
Category: Law and Order

last night was scary but i was not scared because i am plucky and brave and psychotic. the reason that it was scary is because alice was feeling very sad and she was in bed and then there was a loud bang on the door and there were flashing blue lights outside and shouting voices.


the police wanted to see if alice was alright because they had found pete and pete had been hurt very much and was so sore that he couldnt breathe or eat or be alive. it is nice that the police wanted to see if alice was ok and protect her. they said that if they found something called evidence then they would keep her safe in the police station.

when the police left alice was very worried and made herself feel better by scratching her arms and nodding her head a lot. i checked under the leaves in the garden to make sure that she hadnt been taking bad drugs but they were still there so that is ok. i counted them and there were 72 pills and that is the same as last time when i hid them so using basic mathematics i can know that alice has not eaten them or put them up her bum. i am not being rude because you can put some pills up your bum according to holby city.

i wanted to watch a dvd of csi so i can find out what evidence is but alice listened to loud music instead. i hope she doesnt play it too loud or the neighbours will complain like last time and alice might get into trouble.

Comments:
We are worried about you Mental Teddy. You haven't posted for ages, and we think you might have been arrested.

Do you need us to come and bail you out?
 
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