Tuesday, June 20, 2006

 

drugs are bad

Current mood: cross
Category: Narcotics

today i am cross because i have seen lots of things that make me worried about alice. here is a list because i like lists and order and making things make sense in a logical way even if not everyone understands my logic.

number one. pete is living in alices house. pete is a boy and so he can not be trusted. also his dirty boots are not neat and his pants smell different to alices.

number two. there are some empty pill containers in the rubbish bin. i can know this because i have been in the bin when no one was looking and i have found them and put them in the garden under a pile of leaves. i also found an interesting acorn but that is another story for later.

number three. there were some full pill containers in the bathroom cabinet and by alices bed. these are now also under a pile of leaves.

number four. alice has painted her rooms in bright colours and is wearing bright dresses and bright makeup and is singing nasty music like songs made by james blunt and snow patrol. i think that this worries me more than anything.

i think it is time for me to get down to business and sort this out. i have been asleep for too long and alice needs my help.

the poor girl. i love her so much it makes my starey eye water.


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