Friday, June 23, 2006

 

judgment day

Current mood: bemused
Category: Crime and Punishment

i think that to be fair things are not as bad as some people might make them seem to be. for example sometimes a person might get cross if you spill their pint of beer and that is not so bad in the cosmic scheme of things but if they are drunk (and that is like being on drugs which is bad) they will not understand the scale of the problem. there is a word i am trying to remember but it escapes me for the time being (it is perspective and i will remember it soon).


alice is definitely not happy today. she has not put on the radio or played the suga babes cd once. it is not all bad then and i would laugh if i could but i can not because i am a stuffed bear. instead alice has not been happy and she has wailed and bashed her head on the door frame of the bedroom lots and generally made a big fuss over spilled pete and i tried telling her there was no use crying over spilled pete and i thought that was funny because it is like spilled milk and that is a cliche but alice punched me and i know that it is time to be quiet when that happens.

there is a big brother eviction on tonight and i will watch that and hope that alice is happier tomorrow. it is supposed to be cloudy and sunny and 22 degrees so that is nice. alice is moving pete to the shed but she doesnt want my help so i can relax for now.

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