Thursday, June 01, 2006
spot ted
Current mood: buzzing
Category: Time Management
i have been a lazy bear. i have not been keeping my diary for a week and that is lazy but also i have been busy. for a start lots of nice people have been ordering t-shirts. this means i have spent every spare minute wrapping them in brown paper and extra-hairy string. i have stopped doing the potato print branding because my potatoes went mouldy and alice will be suspicious if i buy more because i am a teddy bear and do not eat potatoes or carrots or slime.
alice must not find out about my enterprise so all the wrapping must happen when she is out. that is time i usually use to write this diary and to bait stupid people on myspace and to write emails to friends like bee stings and the tits of death (although i think they dont like me anymore because maybe i was a bit musty when i said hello last time) and some other bands that i will tell you about soon.
actually alice has not been around much this week. she seems to have a lot of evening classes and sometimes she doesnt come home until it is very late. she is washing more often than normal and that is suspicious because usually she just drinks wine and eats noodles and makes smells and laughs and blames me.
Category: Time Management
i have been a lazy bear. i have not been keeping my diary for a week and that is lazy but also i have been busy. for a start lots of nice people have been ordering t-shirts. this means i have spent every spare minute wrapping them in brown paper and extra-hairy string. i have stopped doing the potato print branding because my potatoes went mouldy and alice will be suspicious if i buy more because i am a teddy bear and do not eat potatoes or carrots or slime.
alice must not find out about my enterprise so all the wrapping must happen when she is out. that is time i usually use to write this diary and to bait stupid people on myspace and to write emails to friends like bee stings and the tits of death (although i think they dont like me anymore because maybe i was a bit musty when i said hello last time) and some other bands that i will tell you about soon.
actually alice has not been around much this week. she seems to have a lot of evening classes and sometimes she doesnt come home until it is very late. she is washing more often than normal and that is suspicious because usually she just drinks wine and eats noodles and makes smells and laughs and blames me.
tonight i am going to a gig. bee stings will be there and they are very very very good and that is my review of the gig even though i have not been yet. also the priscillas will be there and they are new but they are girls so i will enjoy that. and a band called hey gravity will start and some are boys and some are girls so i dont know about that. the gig will be at the 100 club and that is famous because the sex pistols had a fight with oasis there or something.
