Wednesday, September 27, 2006
killer!
Current mood: scared
Category: Killer Bears
today i learned some sad and shocking news and it is that bears can kill. i dont mean the big musty ones that have paws the size of dustbin lids (they are cool) but teddy bears. teddy bears like me. the news comes from america which is a big country with no friends (even on myspace. visit http://www.myspace.com/america if you dont believe me.)
anyway i am not concerned with america apart from its foreign policy and domestic policy and hamburger guzzling policy. i am concerned about this news story. the headline is Killer teddy bear leaves 2,500 fish dead. i pasted that from the webpage so any mistakes or capital letters are not my fault.
if you read the story you will see that a small bear was dressed in a yellow raincoat and hat. you might know that i wear a yellow sowester when it rains and when i have to go out and also when i go in the shower. but i do not wear a coat because my sowester is big enough to cover most of me anyway.
i feel sad for this bear because it is probably worried about its owner who is probably a small boy or girl or a grown up who accidentally dropped it. alice sometimes accidentally drops me in dark wet lonely places but i always find my way home and surprise her. i can hear her coming up the stairs now so i must go. i am supposed to be organising her cd collection in order of smell.
Category: Killer Bears
today i learned some sad and shocking news and it is that bears can kill. i dont mean the big musty ones that have paws the size of dustbin lids (they are cool) but teddy bears. teddy bears like me. the news comes from america which is a big country with no friends (even on myspace. visit http://www.myspace.com/america if you dont believe me.)
anyway i am not concerned with america apart from its foreign policy and domestic policy and hamburger guzzling policy. i am concerned about this news story. the headline is Killer teddy bear leaves 2,500 fish dead. i pasted that from the webpage so any mistakes or capital letters are not my fault.
if you read the story you will see that a small bear was dressed in a yellow raincoat and hat. you might know that i wear a yellow sowester when it rains and when i have to go out and also when i go in the shower. but i do not wear a coat because my sowester is big enough to cover most of me anyway.
i feel sad for this bear because it is probably worried about its owner who is probably a small boy or girl or a grown up who accidentally dropped it. alice sometimes accidentally drops me in dark wet lonely places but i always find my way home and surprise her. i can hear her coming up the stairs now so i must go. i am supposed to be organising her cd collection in order of smell.
