Wednesday, September 13, 2006
supernanny
Current mood: contrite
Category: bear care
last night alice put on the tv and watched supernanny and jojo said that the childrens behaviour was unacceptable but she said it funny like unasseptable and also she said that their dad was flying off the angle and i dont know what that means but he looked like a bald gorilla anyway.
alice says that when im naughty she should put me on the naughty step but actually she puts me in the laundry basket with her smelly pants and socks and bras. actually she does not wash her bra very often and sometimes does not wear one and she says it is because she does not exactly have massive boobs anyway so it doesnt matter. but i saw a programme on tv about it and you can stretch your tendons if you dont wear a bra so i will have to remind her every day.
lots of people on myspace keep asking me to be their friend but i am fearful of talking to strangers and especially ones that want to befriend an online cartoon representation of a psychotic teddy bear. however today i did make friends with julianne regan from all about eve and now we are friends i will send her presents like an acorn i found the other day or an old marshmallow or a button or some other treat that i find on my expeditions. actually i sent her a message saying all that so that is nearly as good.
i wish i could tell alice i am friends with julianne regan because alice always listened to all about eve when she was about 18. i cannot tell her though because i am not allowed to use the internet. i guess that i am rotten to the core.
Category: bear care
last night alice put on the tv and watched supernanny and jojo said that the childrens behaviour was unacceptable but she said it funny like unasseptable and also she said that their dad was flying off the angle and i dont know what that means but he looked like a bald gorilla anyway.
alice says that when im naughty she should put me on the naughty step but actually she puts me in the laundry basket with her smelly pants and socks and bras. actually she does not wash her bra very often and sometimes does not wear one and she says it is because she does not exactly have massive boobs anyway so it doesnt matter. but i saw a programme on tv about it and you can stretch your tendons if you dont wear a bra so i will have to remind her every day.
lots of people on myspace keep asking me to be their friend but i am fearful of talking to strangers and especially ones that want to befriend an online cartoon representation of a psychotic teddy bear. however today i did make friends with julianne regan from all about eve and now we are friends i will send her presents like an acorn i found the other day or an old marshmallow or a button or some other treat that i find on my expeditions. actually i sent her a message saying all that so that is nearly as good.
i wish i could tell alice i am friends with julianne regan because alice always listened to all about eve when she was about 18. i cannot tell her though because i am not allowed to use the internet. i guess that i am rotten to the core.
