Friday, October 13, 2006
friday the 13th
Current mood: moody
Category: Health and Safety
today is friday and that means it is the end of the week and nearly the weekend and that is the time that people go out and have fun and drink and dance. alice will not be doing these things because she has stuff to do. the stuff she will do is as follows (and she will do it in this order)
write a list of everything wrong with her life (i will be on that list more than once because alice gets confused and sometimes thinks the list is about nice things).
drink gin and wine (actually she will do this while writing the list so this is not an exact order).
smoke some fags (see above).
play loud music. i suspect it will be all about eve tonight because alice has been naughty and downloaded some all about eve mp3s. i have emailed julianne regan to let her know and i will send a postal order so she has money to spend (she was the singer in all about eve but now she drinks wine but i dont think she smokes).
that is pretty much what alice is up to this evening. i will be up to my usual tricks. i have decided that it would be a good idea for julianne to write a nice song about someone who is not necessarily alice. i sent her an email about this and a copy is below. i have not had a reply back yet because she is probably busy sleeping and drinking wine and being ethereal. or folky. i dont really understand bohemian types. i am a bear after all and not a crusty. here is the email.
hello julianne. i have read on your website that you are going into hibernation for the winter. i think that is very wise. bears do that too but not me because i am not real.
anyway i am not writing to you about hibernation but because i have an idea for a song that you might like to write. you can have the credit because i am a bear and have no need for money or fruit juice or pants.
here is my idea.
once upon a time there was a little girl (she can be called alice if you like) and she had a bear that looked after her and made sure that she was not lonely. he also does the cleaning but that might not make for very ethereal lyrics so maybe skip that bit.
one day she became a grown up and she still had a bear (maybe he could be called ted) but she thought that it is silly to have a bear when you are not small anymore. and teddy bears are not very pre-raphelite.
that can be the first verse but dont let me tell you how to write songs because you are the expert. anyway there is more. here it is. just below.
the rest of the song can be about how the bear still looks after her because although she is grown up you still need a bear to nuzzle up to when everything is shit. sorry about swearing but that is what alice says when everything is shit. she usually drinks red wine when she says things like that by the way.
as a side note maybe you could make the bear have two eyes instead of one staring eye and one small blue button. but its up to you. i dont want to spoil your artistic integrity.
have a nice doze and see you in the spring.
bye.
ted.
Category: Health and Safety
today is friday and that means it is the end of the week and nearly the weekend and that is the time that people go out and have fun and drink and dance. alice will not be doing these things because she has stuff to do. the stuff she will do is as follows (and she will do it in this order)write a list of everything wrong with her life (i will be on that list more than once because alice gets confused and sometimes thinks the list is about nice things).
drink gin and wine (actually she will do this while writing the list so this is not an exact order).
smoke some fags (see above).
play loud music. i suspect it will be all about eve tonight because alice has been naughty and downloaded some all about eve mp3s. i have emailed julianne regan to let her know and i will send a postal order so she has money to spend (she was the singer in all about eve but now she drinks wine but i dont think she smokes).
that is pretty much what alice is up to this evening. i will be up to my usual tricks. i have decided that it would be a good idea for julianne to write a nice song about someone who is not necessarily alice. i sent her an email about this and a copy is below. i have not had a reply back yet because she is probably busy sleeping and drinking wine and being ethereal. or folky. i dont really understand bohemian types. i am a bear after all and not a crusty. here is the email.
hello julianne. i have read on your website that you are going into hibernation for the winter. i think that is very wise. bears do that too but not me because i am not real.
anyway i am not writing to you about hibernation but because i have an idea for a song that you might like to write. you can have the credit because i am a bear and have no need for money or fruit juice or pants.
here is my idea.
once upon a time there was a little girl (she can be called alice if you like) and she had a bear that looked after her and made sure that she was not lonely. he also does the cleaning but that might not make for very ethereal lyrics so maybe skip that bit.
one day she became a grown up and she still had a bear (maybe he could be called ted) but she thought that it is silly to have a bear when you are not small anymore. and teddy bears are not very pre-raphelite.
that can be the first verse but dont let me tell you how to write songs because you are the expert. anyway there is more. here it is. just below.
the rest of the song can be about how the bear still looks after her because although she is grown up you still need a bear to nuzzle up to when everything is shit. sorry about swearing but that is what alice says when everything is shit. she usually drinks red wine when she says things like that by the way.
as a side note maybe you could make the bear have two eyes instead of one staring eye and one small blue button. but its up to you. i dont want to spoil your artistic integrity.
have a nice doze and see you in the spring.
bye.
ted.
