Wednesday, October 25, 2006
trains built from snot
Current mood: disgusted
Category: Public Rail Services
words fail me although i am about to use some so maybe they do not fail me very much. today i have been on the internet (shhh!) and i have proof that british rail makes its trains out of snot. for example last night a train fell off its tracks. this was not because of the wrong sort of leaves or snow or marshmallows but because "three of the four bogeys came off the last two carriages, leaving the two carriages at an angle to the rest of the train."
i think that says it all really. i dont know much about privatisation of public services but if it involves bogeys and snot and poo then i say renationalise.
Category: Public Rail Services
words fail me although i am about to use some so maybe they do not fail me very much. today i have been on the internet (shhh!) and i have proof that british rail makes its trains out of snot. for example last night a train fell off its tracks. this was not because of the wrong sort of leaves or snow or marshmallows but because "three of the four bogeys came off the last two carriages, leaving the two carriages at an angle to the rest of the train."
i think that says it all really. i dont know much about privatisation of public services but if it involves bogeys and snot and poo then i say renationalise.
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Dear Mental Ted
I can't help thinking you have rushed to judge here somewhat. Have you considered that one of the major advantages of snot is that it is both sustainable and biodegradable? How much greener can it get?
I can't help thinking you have rushed to judge here somewhat. Have you considered that one of the major advantages of snot is that it is both sustainable and biodegradable? How much greener can it get?
you have a very good point. bogies and snot can sometimes be green. but also sometimes they can be grey or brown or black. when alice uses the tube she gets black snot but i am never to tell anyone and especially not boys or else.
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