Tuesday, November 28, 2006

 

is it christmas yet?

Current mood: festive
Category: Religious Holidays

i have been a very lazy bear and not written in my diary for nearly a whole 27 days. i am always a bit lazy at this time of year because i should be hibernating. but i am not a real bear so that is a poor excuse and why dont i just pull my socks up you stupid bear!

alice is having a nice time getting ready for christmas. she thinks that she is having lots of friends around for christmas and that they will bring presents and pull christmas crackers and eat christmas turkey and drink wine and whisky and eat plums.

if this christmas is anything like the last one we will eat cheese sandwiches and cola because alice will forget to pay the electricity. i wont even get the sandwiches or cola because i do not eat (i am a stuffed bear). maybe i will put some tinsel on my head.

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