Wednesday, November 29, 2006

 

soppy christmas songs (part one probably)

Current mood: cynical
Category: Viral Marketing

now i am getting ready for christmas i have put alices christmas cd in her stereo and i am playing it loud and repeatedly all the time to get alice in the christmas mood. i think she is getting a bit bored of elvis and the pogues and mr hankey so i have been exploring the internet (shh dont tell anyone because i am not allowed on the internet) and found this christmas song. it is a bit boring but at least there is a cartoon with bears and a moose that plays the banjo. he is the best bit. also mummy bear looks like a whore so this is not a representation of my ideal christmas at all.

today i am going to drag the decorations out from under the stairs. i expect to spend a good part of my day fighting with large spiders. i will also have to make a start on the christmas cake. extra spiders this year i think (alice doesnt like glace cherries).


Comments:
Hi Mental Ted

Very glad to see you back. I have missed you while you were away.

Your song is interesting although of course the bears are not nearly as good looking as you. I did wonder about your comment regarding the mother bear though. You seem to have met some very strange looking whores in your time. I do hope that this has not left you emotionally scarred in some way.

Do you have an advent calender by the way and if so what is on it?

Phoenix
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i dont think i am emotionally scarred but as you can see i have a massive scar on my head. basically i am falling apart on the outside. i dont know about the inside. sometimes i feel dark and cold.
not today though. today is fun!
 
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