Wednesday, December 20, 2006
it is late
Current mood: exhausted
Category: Myths and Mythology
i am so very tired tonight. so very tired. even my stuffing aches. i have spent all day wrapping presents and that might sound like i have lots of presents to wrap but you try using sellotape and scissors without fingers. in the end i could not be arsed to put a bow on the presents. think about it.
actually i only have two presents for alice but it has taken me ages to wrap them (one is a grubby marshmallow i found last week and she will be very pleased when she opens it) because i got confused at exactly 2.37pm and 30 seconds and taped myself to the table leg. next year i will buy a tape dispenser.
if i was nigella lawson i would give you more of a lecture about what you should do and how you should do it and how you will make everyone happy if you drown sprouts in gallons of wine and store it in the garden. but there are foxes in the garden and they eat everything and do wees on stuff (including some bears) so if i were you i would keep your christmas food in the fridge. that is my yuletide tip for you all. it is a good one.
bye and have a nice christmas.
ted.
ps. santa might come down your chimney soon so here is another yuletide tip. keep a canister of mapp gas near the chimney and toast his feet when he appears. he is a scary bastard.
Category: Myths and Mythology
i am so very tired tonight. so very tired. even my stuffing aches. i have spent all day wrapping presents and that might sound like i have lots of presents to wrap but you try using sellotape and scissors without fingers. in the end i could not be arsed to put a bow on the presents. think about it.
actually i only have two presents for alice but it has taken me ages to wrap them (one is a grubby marshmallow i found last week and she will be very pleased when she opens it) because i got confused at exactly 2.37pm and 30 seconds and taped myself to the table leg. next year i will buy a tape dispenser.
if i was nigella lawson i would give you more of a lecture about what you should do and how you should do it and how you will make everyone happy if you drown sprouts in gallons of wine and store it in the garden. but there are foxes in the garden and they eat everything and do wees on stuff (including some bears) so if i were you i would keep your christmas food in the fridge. that is my yuletide tip for you all. it is a good one.
bye and have a nice christmas.
ted.
ps. santa might come down your chimney soon so here is another yuletide tip. keep a canister of mapp gas near the chimney and toast his feet when he appears. he is a scary bastard.
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Hi Ted
If I promise not to tell Alice will you share a secret with me? What colour is the marshmallow - pink or white?
Ssh - please reply quitely so Alice does not hear
Phoneix
x
PS I promise not to tell anyone
If I promise not to tell Alice will you share a secret with me? What colour is the marshmallow - pink or white?
Ssh - please reply quitely so Alice does not hear
Phoneix
x
PS I promise not to tell anyone
there is no such thing as loud or quiet or secrets on the internet. sometimes i even doubt that i am real. but then i bash my eye on something hard and sharp and i remember that i am real and that life is hard and sharp.
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