Thursday, December 14, 2006

 

ten days til christmas

Current mood: forgetful
Category: Commercialisation Of Religion

i fell asleep yesterday so i did not get alice eleven pipers piping and that is probably just as well because all that pipe smoke would get into the curtains and that will never do because it makes the place stink and its all very well for smokers but everyone else has to put up with their filthy habit.


anyway today i need to find ten leaping lords. i wish i had thought this project through more thoroughly before i started it. i am a bit stuck now. maybe if i watch some silly videos on youtube i will get an idea. i am not very hopeful.

Comments:
Well Ted, I saw a telly programme a while ago. It was called 'Today in Parliament'. And you could see everything that was going on in the House of Lords. And by the look of that, you'd be fine if you wanted ten sleeping lords. In fact, you could find hundreds of sleeping lords. Not many leaping ones though.

Best of luck with the rest of the Twelve Days. Careful when you get to the swans though. For heaven's sake, don't get pecked!
 
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