Friday, December 22, 2006

 

whiskey and wine

Current mood: joyful
Category: Alcohol Abuse

it is christmas time and that means whiskey and wine. and some pudding. and some sick usually if the gutters are anything to go by at this time of year. yesterday i saw a dead mouse in the gutter near some sick and i thought that in csi they would have a theory and so this is my theory.


a man or lady has had too much alcohol to drink and has done some sick in the gutter. a small mouse was running nearby and was grossed out by the sick and died from being so grossed out by the sick. that is my theory.

there is probably a more accurate analysis but no one has told it to me yet and so i have to go with the best available theory and that is like evolution or relativity because no one knows if they are right but they are the most feasible options right now in human knowledge and all that. relativity is wrong by the way but dont ask me to explain why. it is to do with angels and interdimensional vortexes but that is all i am allowed to say.

merry christmas everyone. if you are with friends then be nice and dont put holly up each others bottoms. if you are alone then dont play with yourself in a rude way too much because it is the birthday of jesus and he would not like it.

bye. ted.

Comments:
ted, where are you? i only just discovered your blog but you last posted on Dec 22!!! have you accidentally fallen in the salvation army pile for disused toys!?!?
reality chick
 
Oh Ted! Where are you!
 
i have been lying low because there are lots of weirdos on the internet and they all seem to want to talk to me so i am hiding under the duvet and waiting for web 3 because maybe things will be better then.
 
This is an awesome blog. Too bad you haven't posted since over two years now.

Peace.
 
COME BACK TED
 
hello. ted here. i might be getting into mischief soon and if i do i will write about it here so you can read about it and laugh at my misadventures. i wish i could laugh.
 
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