Tuesday, May 09, 2006

 

nasty wasps

Current mood: tired
Category: DIY

today was a nice sunny day and i decided to work in the garden. alice did some gardening last week and so there was lots to do to make it better.


i found some honey in the kitchen and painted the fence. i can only reach two feet high without a step ladder so now a small part of the fence is nice and sticky. i could not clean the paint brush properly so i have hidden it under alices pillow.

this story has a scary part though. when i was painting some wasps came and bothered me. i dont like wasps because sometimes they sting and if you are allergic your arms and legs can swell up and your eyes can look like mine and your tongue can go blue and they are yellow and black with see through wings.

wasps cant sting me but i still ran around in the garden angering them. i lured most of them into the fridge. alice will be pleased that they are not outside bothering her when she drinks some pimms and lemonde at seven fifteen pm in a deckchair. the drink will be nice and cool because i have already put the lemonde in the fridge.

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